You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
Making Moves<br />
Erotic Chess<br />
Ann Regentin<br />
Faye Dunaway and Steve McQueen sit opposite each other,<br />
assessing, wondering where their game of cat and mouse<br />
will end. She rises suddenly, walks over to a chess set and<br />
looks down at it speculatively.<br />
“Do you play?” he asks.<br />
“Try me,” she says.<br />
And so they play. A finger caresses the curve of a bishop,<br />
plays with a lip, runs up and down a bare arm, fidgets with<br />
a tie, brushes a knee under the table. They smile, exchange<br />
glances as the fire crackles in the background.<br />
Check.<br />
He stands, his back to the board, to her, then turns and looks<br />
over the game. He did not expect this. It’s his move now. He<br />
pulls her to her feet. “Let’s play something else!”<br />
What are you supposed to think<br />
when somebody declares that<br />
they’re going to mate you in five<br />
moves, so you might as well<br />
surrender now?<br />
This chess game in the 1968 version of The Thomas Crown<br />
Affair, along with the kiss that follows, is one of the great seduction<br />
scenes on film. The movie itself is about the collision<br />
between a rich, spoiled bank robber and a beautiful, intelligent<br />
insurance investigator, and is only otherwise memorable<br />
for some tricky production techniques. But the chess game<br />
does its double duty splendidly, providing both a metaphor<br />
for the battle of wits between the two protagonists and a<br />
perfect arena for a long, slow dance of mutual temptation.<br />
I love chess. I was introduced to it by my father and uncles,<br />
who played constantly at every family gathering. I learned pinochle<br />
the same way, but I’ve never eroticized that. Pinochle<br />
is associated in my mind with peanuts and kidding, but chess<br />
is another story entirely. I’ve never been particularly attracted<br />
to my uncles, but I am very attracted to chess.<br />
The language of chess is very sexual. What are you supposed<br />
to think when somebody declares that they’re going<br />
to mate you in five moves, so you might as well surrender<br />
now? Things get taken in chess. They can also be pinned and<br />
skewered. If you’re going to nab the queen, you have to move<br />
in carefully, obliquely, much like a tricky seduction. It’s a traditionally<br />
masculine game, but in spite of that, or perhaps because<br />
of it, she is the most powerful piece on the board and<br />
calls many of the shots. A knight, if he’s careful, can take her<br />
without putting himself in harm’s way. He just has to make<br />
the right moves.<br />
I’m not a particularly gifted player. I can think<br />
ten moves ahead, but I usually forget the first<br />
three, and I can get so invested in a plan that I<br />
fail to see clearly what my opponent is doing.<br />
Sometimes I get impatient and careless. But I<br />
play ruthless, material chess, and I win at least<br />
as often as I lose.<br />
I love the challenge of the game. I like pitting my wits against<br />
someone else’s. I like the tension of the endgame, when every<br />
move counts and there is no room for error. My heart<br />
pounds and I fidget, waiting on tenterhooks for my opponent<br />
to make his move, then sitting there staring at the board for<br />
ages, trying to anticipate him. That’s part of what makes<br />
chess so erotic. In order to play well, you have to read your<br />
opponent’s mind, get into his head the way you do when<br />
116 EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX IS <strong>WRONG</strong>