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Bugbear (sing.), Bugbears (pl.)<br />

Also known as a bugbeare, a bugbear is a<br />

malevolent humanoid creature resembling a large,<br />

hairy beast. Above all, bugbears enjoy devouring<br />

naughty human children; adults contain more gristle<br />

and do not taste as well. Naughty light elven children<br />

are also a delicacy to bugbears. When unavailable,<br />

bugbears prefer salmon and other fish, berries,<br />

and honey. Their favorite drink is mead.<br />

The most renowned characteristic of bugbears<br />

is that they annoy all other races, but not each<br />

other. Bugbears have annoying behavioral habits,<br />

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speech patterns, societal customs, and talk endlessly<br />

about dominating the world in the future and their<br />

superiority to other races. A bugbear is 20% likely<br />

to have either (01-10) Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder<br />

(see Chapter 5: Mind) or (11-20) Obsessive-<br />

Compulsive Personality Disorder.<br />

Since the pale human-like skin of bugbears<br />

is covered with dark fur, the hide of a bugbear is<br />

valued by other races. Of course, a bugbear will not<br />

wear the hide of another bugbear. However, if a<br />

bugbear discovers that any character is wearing such<br />

a hide, then violence is likely to occur.<br />

Chapter 1: Race and Gender

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