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Chapter 13: Magical Items
24. Darkok, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will quit their occupation
and pursue the ruffian and sorcerer
occupations. If the owner does not
have the ability requirements to be
the necessary occupation, this
weapon grants the minimum ability
requirements. The owner will guard
this weapon with their life.
25. Death, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will cause instant death to
any creature struck. This property
of this weapon only functions once
per day. The command word
‘bloatedsmellyass’ must be chanted
upon the attack, or this property
does not function. If the attack is
missed, then this property is wasted
for this day.
26. Defending, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon will receive an increase
of 1d20 points of Current Armor.
27. Delicious Devouring, of: Whosoever
wields this weapon will notice
that the weapon noisily devours 1d4
LP of the victim upon contact in
addition to other damage. The
weapon belches after each attack.
28. Disdain, of: Whosoever possesses
this weapon will notice that this
weapon glows a dim green light
when within 50 feet of a creature
who has a Physique ability that is
inferior to the possessor of the
weapon. The possessor will attempt
to avoid them at all costs unless a
Drive sub-ability check is passed at
TH 21. Either way, the possessor
hates them.
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29. Disintegration, of: Whosoever
wields this weapon will cause any
creature touched with this weapon
to be separated into individual cells.
If the touched creature passes a
Drive check at TH 20, then the disintegration
fails and is wasted. This
property of this weapon functions
only once per day. Nothing short
of a wish can restore life to this creature
of a billion pieces.
30. Dolor, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will not give greater damage
to an enemy upon striking them,
but each time a victim is struck they
must pass a Strength check at TH
17 or fall unconscious from excruciating
pain. If they fall unconscious,
their LP will be reduced to what is
appropriate for their unconsciousness,
and the victim will remain unconscious
until the attacker apologizes
or 8 hours pass. When consciousness
is regained, the victim will
have 1 LP above their maximum LP
for unconsciousness. Moreover, for
every successful attack of this
weapon, there is a 1% chance that
the victim dies instantly.
31. Electricity, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon may, upon speaking the
command word of ‘wattsntwats,’
cast forth a trapezoid of crackling
electrical energy from the tip of the
weapon. This property functions
once per hour. Within the trapezoid
is an image of the laughing visage
of the wielder. The trapezoid will
hurl at its target at the speed and
range of a longbow arrow and connect
unerringly. Each trapezoid will
cause 1d10 LP of damage.