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0172. Caster grabs the nearest male’s genitals.
0173. Caster experiences pain while urinating for a week.
0174. Target grows wings like a dove and flies away.
0175. Target transmogrifies into a pixie.
0176. A black steed that breathes flames appears and is violently angry.
0177. The nearest building catches fire.
0178. The nearest body of water floods.
0179. Caster’s clothes turn to silk.
0180. Caster insults the next stranger they see.
0181. The caster now sniffs asses like a dog.
0182. Target believes they are on fire.
0183. Caster’s weapons turn to paper.
0184. Caster goes and flies a kite, literally.
0185. Caster develops perma-grin; no matter what they do, they will smile forever.
0186. Caster drops their pants.
0187. Caster is fully replenished regarding Magic Points.
0188. Caster loses ability to cast spells.
0189. Target is instantly teleported 50 feet away in a random direction.
0190. Caster starts digging and doesn’t stop until hole is 2’ x 2’ x 10’.
0191. Caster now buries everything they kill.
0192. Caster becomes a klepto for silverware.
0193. Caster can now play the flute.
0194. Caster combs their hair.
0195. Caster now orgasms in the presence of candles.
0196. Caster develops obsessive-compulsive washing behavior.
0197. Caster now wants to kill everything wearing the color blue.
0198. Caster now only wants to have sex with old characters.
0199. Caster now only wants to have sex with pre-teens.
0200. Caster tries to fist-fuck the next sleeping female seen, no matter when or where.
0201. Caster now prefers mating with farm animals, and is now a zoophiliac.
0202. Caster develops a fetish to drink their own sperm once at each meal.
0203. The next female with Charisma over 120 orgasms upon seeing the caster.
0204. Caster strokes or fingers themselves, as is appropriate to their gender, once in each direction in public.
0205. Caster only wants to have sex, especially oral, with women on their rag.
0206. Caster’s buttocks itch for the next entire day. Suffer - 10 initiative.
0207. Caster immediately attempts to perform oral sex upon themselves-even if it brakes their back.
0208. Caster’s manhood/nipple appears in target’s mouth for 1 round; target teleports before the caster.
0209. Caster immediately farts and diarrhea squirts out.
0210. Target gets freckles all over their body for a - 1d10 permanent Bodily Attractiveness penalty.
0211. Target gains the ability to smell and identify live blood within 60 feet.
0212. Caster literally shits a brick -- instantly!
0213. Caster gains ability to devour and digest metallic objects.
0214. Target will attempt to suck the tongue of the next entity in sight, no matter what gender.
0215. Target begins speaking in tongues for 1d6 rounds.
0216. Caster develops a fatal attraction for red-headed, trashy courtesans.
0217. Caster gains ability to burp at will with perfect pitch (able to find any musical note).
0218. Caster gains ability to fart arpeggios up to 240 beats per minute in 16 th notes.
0219. Caster learns to use the next skill they see being used without penalty.
0220. Caster must play with his cock n’ balls in front of 10+ characters once/day or acquire a random insanity.
0221. A huge vein pops out of the target’s forehead. Suffer - 10 permanent Facial Charisma.
0222. Caster orgasms every time defecation is seen.
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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects