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36-42 Cursed Condom of Conflagration:
Whosoever wears this magical
condom will notice that the condom is very
warm. However, the longer it is worn, the
hotter it becomes. In order to remove the
condom, the character must pass a Strength
check at TH 28. The 1 st round, the condom
will feel hot. The 2 nd round, the end will
break and a little smoke will billow from it.
The 3 rd round, it will permanently scar the
manhood black and crispy. The 4 th round, it
will completely burn away the manhood and
the wearer will suffer a permanent 1d4 LP
of damage. Thereafter, it will cool down,
the end will repair itself, and the cursed condom
will fall to the ground.
43-49 Cursed Condom of Constriction:
Whosoever wears this magical
condom will notice that the condom is very
tight. However, the longer it is worn, the
tighter it becomes. In order to remove the
condom, the character must pass a Strength
check at TH 28. For each round that the
condom is worn, it will reduce the length
and circumference of the manhood by 1%.
50-56 Cursed Dildo of Adhesion:
Whosoever fully inserts this magical
dildo into their vagina will be unable to remove
it due to adhesion, unless their
Strength meets or exceeds 213. For each
set of 6 hours that the dildo is adhered, the
Vaginal Circumference Potential will increase
by 1.
57-63 Cursed Dildo of Impregnation:
Whosoever inserts this magical dildo
will somehow become pregnant by it. However,
instead of creating a fetus in her womb,
this magical dildo creates another magical
dildo. It is inanimate and will never kick during
pregnancy. When the dildo is born, the
mother may die. Birthing a stone dildo requires
the mother to pass a Health check at
TH 24 to live.
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64-70 Dildo of Desire: Whosoever
possesses this magical dildo made of
stone must pass a Drive sub-ability check at
TH 98 to lose their desire for passion once
it has been inserted in their vagina. A Drive
check may be attempted every 10 minutes.
As long as it is failed, the possessor will feverishly
force it inside of them; when 1 arm
tires, the other will be used. As long as the
check is failed, the possessor will feel no need
for food or drink and will not respond to
combat. For each set of 6 hours endured,
the Vaginal Circumference Potential will increase
by 1.
71-77 Dildo of Transmogrification:
Whosoever possesses this dildo may
cause it to transform from its natural magical
state of stone into flesh upon chanting
the command word ‘Phallifantasia.’ Also, the
dildo will assume whatever shape and appearance
pleases her, such as having a large
puffy head, having veins or no veins, etc. It
cannot extend more than 2 feet in length or
10 inches in circumference.
78-84 Door of Discussions:
Whosoever touches the handle of this door
will find that it will not open. Instead, a face
will appear in the middle of the door. It will
be either male (01-50) or female (51-100),
and will have a randomly determined disposition
and temperament. The door will demand
a discussion before it opens. If the
toucher is not fully compliant, it will try to
talk forever and yet never let them pass. The
face, gender, disposition, and temperament
must be determined for each particular magical
door.
85-91 Lantern of Light: Whosoever
holds this lantern and desires light will
experience the lantern lighting and extinguishing
according to their whim. This lantern
does not require oil or a wick.
92-100 Saddle of Teleportation:
Whosoever sits on this saddle is able to instantly
appear wherever imagined. If the
sitter imagines a place not in existence, then
the character is removed from existence.
Chapter 13: Magical Items