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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects<br />

0529. All (1d10 - 1) clouds in the sky seek the caster and will center on them for 1d10 hours.<br />

0530. The caster believes that the sun is angry, approaching, and will burn everything by sunset.<br />

0531. The caster believes they are an avatar and can breathe underwater.<br />

0532. The caster believes that they were born in a dead tree trunk, and that they have bark for protection.<br />

0533. The caster believes that others are deluded; dirt is actually silver and saleable.<br />

0534. The target creature believes that every pebble seen is an emerald.<br />

0535. The caster believes that every pebble seen is an emerald.<br />

0536. The next character in 1d10 miles who gets married will commit suicide immediately after the ceremony.<br />

0537. The caster is compelled to enslave and sell the next character seen.<br />

0538. The caster is compelled to enslave the next character seen.<br />

0539. The caster is compelled to boil the next character seen in a cauldron.<br />

0540. The caster is compelled to drown the next character seen.<br />

0541. The target creature is compelled to slap every character met who is a serf for 1d10 days.<br />

0542. The caster is compelled to slap every character met who is a serf for 1d10 days.<br />

0543. The ideal mate of the target creature appears before them, naked, willing, and treacherous.<br />

0544. The ideal mate of the caster appears before them, naked, willing, and treacherous.<br />

0545. The nearest king seeks the target creature so that they may be thanked, praised, dismembered, and eaten.<br />

0546. The nearest king seeks the caster so that they may be thanked, praised, dismembered, and eaten.<br />

0547. Every assassin within 1d100 miles knows the target creature and wants them dead.<br />

0548. Every assassin within 1d100 miles knows the caster and wants them dead.<br />

0549. A local holiday is founded to commemorate the target creature for their presence.<br />

0550. A local holiday is founded to commemorate the caster for their presence.<br />

0551. All whores within 1d100 miles announce that they are virgins and worth twice as much.<br />

0552. All doctors within 1d100 miles announce that they are merely educated and wealthy charlatans.<br />

0553. All barristers within 1d100 miles travel to the nearest shrine to pray to become better characters.<br />

0554. The characters of the lowest and highest social classes in the nearest kingdom swap social classes.<br />

0555. The caster yells, “I am the king of all KINGS!”<br />

0556. The caster collects semen from slaves.<br />

0557. The caster collects pene (penises) of peasants.<br />

0558. The caster collects noses of nobles.<br />

0559. The caster collects livers of ladies.<br />

0560. The caster collects brains of barons.<br />

0561. The caster collects dicks of dukes.<br />

0562. The caster collects kidneys of kings.<br />

0563. The caster collects body parts of all kinds.<br />

0564. The caster collects lungs.<br />

0565. The caster collects spleens.<br />

0566. The target creature must clap their hands before each sentence spoken.<br />

0567. The caster must clap their hands before each sentence spoken.<br />

0568. The caster acquires an anal fetish for anakim.<br />

0569. The caster acquires an anal fetish for bugbears.<br />

0570. The caster acquires an anal fetish for dwarves.<br />

0571. The caster acquires an anal fetish for elves.<br />

0572. The caster acquires an anal fetish for humans.<br />

0573. The caster acquires an anal fetish for kobolds.<br />

0574. The caster acquires an anal fetish for ogres.<br />

0575. The caster acquires an anal fetish for trolls.<br />

0576. The target creature will forever refuse to trim their fingernails and toenails.<br />

0577. The caster will forever refuse to trim their fingernails and toenails.<br />

0578. The target creature will forever drink their beverage first, and then eat their meal.<br />

0579. The caster will forever drink their beverage first, and then eat their meal.<br />

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