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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects
1141. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Bull.
1142. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Camel.
1143. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Guard dog.
1144. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Hunting dog.
1145. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: War dog.
1146. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Ass.
1147. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Falcon.
1148. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Draft horse.
1149. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Homing pigeon.
1150. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Bear.
1151. This trained animal becomes henchman for random party member: Ox.
1152. Caster attempts to sniff the target’s asshole.
1153. Target gets a 6’ erection for the battle and Sprint speed is halved while CA drops by 8.
1154. Caster’s entire face shrivels like a prune for 2 rounds.
1155. Caster and target’s legs are twisted until broken. Aedile decides penalties and damage.
1156. Whenever the caster opens their mouth, everyone can see eternity.
1157. Caster gains the tongue of a snake.
1158. Caster runs in a triangular pattern of 10 yards each side for 3 rounds.
1159. Target does somersaults in a 20’ radius for 2 rounds.
1160. Caster and target play paper rock scissors (2 out of 3). Winner climbs up a tree and jumps.
1161. Caster runs to the nearest enemy and screams to its face “I fucked your mama last night!”
1162. Target is afflicted with suicidal mania for 2 hours.
1163. Caster is stricken with homicidal mania for 2 hours.
1164. Caster attempts to flick the genitalia of every party member.
1165. Target pleads to the nearest enemy: “It’s all the caster’s fault!—He did it! He did it!”
1166. Caster carves 100 times on the next tree seen: “My name is George…I eat shit for breakfast!”
1167. Caster picks up a strange habit: fondling their balls/breasts in public, deliberately in front of bar-maids.
1168. Caster picks up a strange habit: slapping themselves in the head whenever they say the word ‘the.’
1169. Caster picks up a strange habit: picking their ass in their spare time in the evening.
1170. Caster picks up a strange habit: speaking to walls in public places as if their lover.
1171. Caster picks up a strange habit: mooning everyone that has a Charisma of 120 or better.
1172. Caster picks up a strange habit: violent eye-twitching all day, everyday.
1173. Caster picks up a strange habit: eating a mouthful of dirt immediately after hearing the word ‘hello.’
1174. Caster picks up a strange habit: humping inanimate objects in public places after in the afternoon.
1175. Caster picks up a strange habit: exposing themselves to characters who mention money at all.
1176. Caster picks up a strange habit: self-induced vomiting in times of financial crises.
1177. Caster picks up a strange habit: yelling at their left hand in any tavern.
1178. Caster picks up a strange habit: slapping their own ass constantly as if swatting a fly.
1179. Caster picks up a strange habit: “Riding the Bull” during battle.
1180. Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at their weapon if they miss.
1181. Caster picks up a strange habit: purposely twitching their entire head and arms while in town.
1182. Caster picks up a strange habit: tripping themselves constantly in residential areas for attention.
1183. Caster picks up a strange habit: speak backwards in an attempt to impress women with Charisma 120+.
1184. Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at random males “I can smell your balls!”
1185. Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at random females “I can smell your cunt!”
1186. Caster picks up a strange habit: Humping church stairs whenever encountered.
1187. Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums.
1188. Caster picks up a strange habit: Defecate as normal, but waits to wipe their ass until in public.
1189. Caster picks up a strange habit: Using their fingers to “quote” everything said.
1190. Caster picks up a strange habit: playing catch by themselves with a rock and screaming “foul!”
1191. Caster picks up a strange habit: making loud orgasmic sounds while in a tavern.
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