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Chapter 2: Body<br />

Manhood<br />

The Manhood of a male character is his penis.<br />

Most males consider their Manhood to be their<br />

most treasured possession. Some races value their<br />

manhoods more than others. Anakim, bugbears,<br />

dark elves, humans, and kobolds consider their<br />

manhoods more important than other races. Manhood<br />

is important for sexual intercourse, because<br />

usually, size matters. 2 measures may be useful: length<br />

and circumference.<br />

Different females prefer different sizes and<br />

shapes of manhoods. A Manhood that is short but<br />

Manhood Roll<br />

Size<br />

Modifier<br />

1 -6<br />

- 70%<br />

7 -12<br />

- 68%<br />

1 3-18<br />

- 66%<br />

1 9-24<br />

- 64%<br />

2 5-30<br />

- 62%<br />

3 1-36<br />

- 59%<br />

3 7-42<br />

- 56%<br />

4 3-48<br />

- 52%<br />

4 9-54<br />

- 48%<br />

5 5-60<br />

- 43%<br />

6 1-66<br />

- 38%<br />

6 7-72<br />

- 33%<br />

7 3-78<br />

- 27%<br />

7 9-84<br />

- 21%<br />

8 5-90<br />

- 14%<br />

9 1-96<br />

- 7%<br />

97-102 -<br />

1 03-108<br />

+ 7%<br />

1 09-114<br />

+ 16%<br />

1 15-120<br />

+ 24%<br />

1 21-126<br />

+ 33%<br />

1 27-132<br />

+ 43%<br />

1 33-138<br />

+ 53%<br />

1 39-144<br />

+ 63%<br />

1 45-150<br />

+ 74%<br />

1 51-156<br />

+ 85%<br />

1 57-162<br />

+ 97%<br />

1 63-168<br />

+ 109%<br />

1 69-174<br />

+ 121%<br />

1 75-180<br />

+ 134%<br />

1 81-186<br />

+ 147%<br />

1 87-192<br />

+ 160%<br />

1 93-199<br />

+ 175%<br />

1<br />

54<br />

extremely thick is known as a chode. Most females<br />

prefer a Manhood that is thick so she feels it, but<br />

not thick enough to hurt, and long, but not long<br />

enough to hit the end of her vagina. Some females<br />

prefer veins, others do not want to see them. Some<br />

females prefer that the head, or glans, is large and<br />

puffy, while others do not care. A phallophiliac, for<br />

example, prefers the largest Manhood available.<br />

Below a player may determine the length and circumference<br />

of a Manhood. Other details are left to<br />

the Aedile.<br />

Length: The height (or length) of the character<br />

(or creature) in feet is converted directly to<br />

inches (6’ = 6”; 5’ 10” = 5.83”). This is the Base<br />

Length of his Manhood.<br />

Then roll 10d100, divide the sum by 5, and<br />

subtract 1 from the total [(10d100 / 5) - 1]. Consult<br />

the table below:<br />

The resultant percentage is applied to the<br />

Base Length of the character’s Manhood, determining<br />

the actual length. For instance, a manhood roll<br />

of 115 indicates a Size Modifier of + 28%. If the<br />

character were 6’ tall, then the length of his Manhood<br />

would now be 7.68 inches (28% of 6 = 1.68;<br />

so, 6 + 1.68).<br />

Note that this is the shortest measurable<br />

length, taken from the top or belly-button side, not<br />

the bottom or testicular side, and constitutes all that<br />

a female may take from a missionary position. However,<br />

if the female were to mount the Manhood from<br />

above while facing her partner and leaning back, she<br />

would actually take 1.15 times the Base Length, accounting<br />

for the remainder. For instance, with a<br />

Base Length of 6 inches, with experimentation, it is<br />

possible for the female to enjoy 6.9 inches, depending<br />

on the angle.<br />

Circumference: The Base Length of the<br />

Manhood is now multiplied by 0.85. This is the<br />

Base Circumference of the Manhood in question.<br />

Finally, roll [(10d100 / 5) - 1], observe the<br />

Size Modifier on the table above, and apply this<br />

modifier to the Base Circumference to determine<br />

the actual circumference.<br />

1. The Manhood Size Modifier was solved with a polynomial using quadratic regression based on what Fatal Games believes<br />

is the smallest to largest possible Manhood relative to height. In the following equation, ‘x’ represents the category of roll (1-<br />

6 = 1, 7-12 = 2, etc.), and ‘y’ = Size Modifier. Here is the equation: y = 0.205078125x 2 + 0.68359375x - 70.888671875.

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