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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects
0223. Next time the target takes a dump, it will be (1d6 + 2) feet long and [4d4 + 2(p/2)] inches in girth.
0224. Caster’s breath smells like akki-poo-poo permanently. Suffer - 35 penalty to Charisma.
0225. Caster’s gasshole dilates to 9 inches in circumference every time they smell rain.
0226. 1 arm of the caster grows 1d6 inches in girth, the other shrinks 1d6 inches. +/- 20% damage.
0227. Caster vomits 96 times in a row, all within 2 minutes.
0228. Caster immediately begins to give head to the next axe in sight (even if in battle).
0229. Target and caster each believe themselves to be divinity for 1 day.
0230. The next spell cast by anyone in battle (even an enemy) will be targeted on caster.
0231. The next time the caster eats in a bar, they fart, burp, puke, and cough, all at the same time.
0232. Caster’s and Target’s head falls off and they die.
0233. Caster immediately attacks the next commoner who insults them.
0234. The next female at whom the caster looks will queef 6d12 times in a row (and LOUDLY).
0235. Caster’s blood turns into water; caster is now immune to water-based attacks.
0236. Caster’s blood turns into ale; caster is now permanently intoxicated -- suffer appropriate penalties.
0237. Caster’s hands lose the thumbs. Aedile thinks of appropriate penalty.
0238. Target begins to make sexual noises in the presence of 10+ characters for the next 2 weeks.
0239. Caster sticks their finger in their ass, and then sniffs it for 2d4 rounds.
0240. Target’s buttocks grow 1d4 feet in width and gains 4d20 lbs.
0241. Caster develops a phobia of old wenches.
0242. Caster’s head grows 2d10 lbs. and they suffer a penalty of - 20 to Facial Charisma.
0243. Next time the target is struck for any damage, they immediately masturbate until orgasm.
0244. Caster’s testes/clitoris grow by 1d3 times in proportion.
0245. Caster accidentally casts random 5 th level spell on target.
0246. Caster becomes the opposite disposition and gender.
0247. Caster acquires Tourettes Syndrome for 2d6 rounds; they spasm violently and NO attack is allowed.
0248. Caster attempts to pinch the buttocks of the next animal in sight.
0249. Target loses 1/3 rd of height and weight. Aedile decides the appropriate penalties.
0250. Target attempts to butt-slam the next being in sight.
0251. Scratch n’ Sniff magical symbol of a smelly vagina appears on the forehead of each party member.
0252. Caster’s attack TH increases permanently by 1d10.
0253. Eyeball appears on the caster’s cockhead. It can determine truth/falsity of 1 statement once per day.
0254. Caster’s and target’s cock n’ balls are turned upside-down, or if female, their vagina and ass switch places.
0255. Target gains ability to read minds 3 times per day.
0256. Caster’s nails turn into steel and can cause 1d3 Hacking damage.
0257. The nutsack of the caster swells to 10d1000 in volume for 3d3 days. If female, her eyebrows disappear.
0258. Next time caster poops, the turd comes alive, attacks caster: +21 TH, for 1 LP B dmg, CA 13, & 3 LP.
0259. Target turns into a female who has an obese torso and skinny limbs.
0260. The entire party knows the future for 2 days.
0261. The defecation of the caster is forever white in color.
0262. The caster and target attack the next being who insults either one of them.
0263. The target gains magical silence with only TH 13. Armor penalties still apply.
0264. The caster has an inexplicable love for ogres. Aedile decides how the ogres are loved.
0265. The caster accidentally casts Recipe for Death.
0266. The caster and target gain a random skill.
0267. The caster and target gain the ability to vomit at will.
0268. The caster becomes more ethical and more immoral.
0269. Target refuses to wear anything but pink clothing, except for magical items.
0270. The caster can transmogrify at will for 1 day into a dragon.
0271. The caster’s and target’s main weapon turns into a random magical weapon + 5.
0272. The caster’s and target’s main weapon turns into a random magical weapon + 10.
0273. The caster gains perfect night vision.
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