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Chapter 13: Magical Items<br />

Household Items, Seeds<br />

A seed is something from which development<br />

or growth takes place. The most common<br />

form of seeds serve to reproduce plants.<br />

01-25 Demonseed: If a character<br />

swallows a demonseed, they will instantly become<br />

magically pregnant. An anakim will<br />

be born in 1d100 days. Upon birth, the<br />

bearer dies.<br />

26-50 Rapeseed of Raping: If a<br />

character swallows this seed, they will attempt<br />

to rape the next member of the opposite<br />

sex in sight regardless of age.<br />

51-75 Seed of Doubt: Whosoever<br />

plants a seed of doubt will grow a dark plant<br />

unknown to nature. The plant will grow<br />

regardless of the quality of the soil. The<br />

plant will grow to be 1d10 feet tall. The<br />

plant will grow to maturity in 1d100 days<br />

and will live for 1d1000 days, even without<br />

water. When the plant is mature, it will lower<br />

the PP of humans within 1d1000 feet by 10<br />

PP for each foot of the plant. Somehow,<br />

those humans who lose all PP will believe<br />

they are slaves. A plant of doubt will produce<br />

a number of seeds of doubt equal to<br />

the number of feet of its height squared.<br />

75-100 Seed of Hate: If this seed<br />

is planted in front of a home of a druid, the<br />

seed will grow into a tree of (100 + 1d100)<br />

feet in height and 5d20 feet in circumference.<br />

This tree will grow to full height in<br />

3d6 days. This tree will grow regardless of<br />

moisture, climate, or light. This tree cannot<br />

be cut or burned down. The leaves will be<br />

black and the veins are red. This magical<br />

tree will cause all creatures, insects included,<br />

within 2d100 miles to hate the druid.<br />

736<br />

The only way to kill a tree that resulted<br />

from this seed is for the druid to anally<br />

copulate with a specific type of living forest<br />

creature. The druid must ejaculate, thereby<br />

sowing a seed of love. The Aedile must roll<br />

1d100 and consult the table below:<br />

Roll Forest<br />

Creature<br />

01-10Badger 11-20Bear 21-30Beaver 31-40Boar 41-50Fox 51-60Owl 61-70Rabbit 71-80Squirrel 81-90WildDog 91-100Wolf Oftentimes, the druid begins an anal frenzy<br />

attempting to thwart the tree. There is a 10% chance<br />

thereafter that the druid develops a bestiality fetish.

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