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Happy Cleaver
Level: 3
Magic Points: 24
Discipline: Earth
Range: 0
Area: Caster’s line of sight
Duration: 2 rounds to an exponential power equal
to the level of the caster
Chant: See Chapter 11: Magic
Ingredients: See Chapter 11: Magic
Ritual: See Chapter 11: Magic
Description: Casting this spell causes matter in the
surrounding area to mutate into a demented,
intelligent, and laughing cleaver. The Aedile
randomly determines which matter. This
animated cleaver revels in bloodlust, and will
turn against the caster if the cleaver does
not attack within 1 minute. If no other creatures
who may bleed are within the area, then
the cleaver attacks the caster. Whenever the
cleaver attacks, it laughs hysterically with an
evil tone. Upon each successful cleave, the
Happy Cleaver makes a slurping sound as if
enjoying the blood that flows freely from
the gaping wound.
The cleaver attacks 6 times per
round, doing 1d10 LP of damage, but it has
no Delivery Penalty. With an Intelligence
of 30, it is unable to speak, but laughs coherently.
The cleaver has a mind of its own
and does not need the caster to wield it. The
cleaver magically propels itself through the
air. Somehow, Happy Cleavers prefer to
hack female dancers to pieces.
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Have Her Cadaver
Level: 3
Magic Points: 24
Discipline: Air
Range: Touch
Area: 1 female humanoid
Duration: 2 rounds to an exponential power equal
to the level of the caster
Chant: See Chapter 11: Magic
Ingredients: See Chapter 11: Magic
Ritual: See Chapter 11: Magic
Description: Casting this spell causes 1 female humanoid
cadaver to appear to be alive and
unconscious. This appearance is illusory, and
each character who senses (sees, smells,
tastes, and/or touches) the female cadaver
must roll 1d100, and the results must be 75
or higher to disbelieve the illusion. For the
spell to function, the cadaver must have all
of its bones, although no flesh is necessary.
This spell does not function on a humanoid
larger than 7’ in height. While the spell functions,
the dead female will appear exactly as
she did during the most fertile moment of
her life; she will have hair, flesh that is not
discolored and is warm to the touch, etc. In
fact, if her chest is observed, it will appear
to rise and fall as though she breathes. If
her nose is examined, it will feel as though
she inhales and exhales. Finally, if her vagina
is penetrated, it will feel warm and wet.
In every respect, the female cadaver will appear
to be healthy and alive. If in life the
female was unattractive, then the illusion of
her will be equally unattractive.
This spell is not among the most
popular, but when it is cast the most common
reason for casting is copulation. When
the spell duration expires, the illusion will
instantly disappear.
Chapter 12: Spells