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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects
0631. A living ogre fetus emerges from the rectum of the caster.
0632. A living troll fetus emerges from the rectum of the caster.
0633. The caster must shout obscenities against their king.
0634 The caster must shout obscenities against their queen.
0635. Caster must probe a new body cavity each day or acquire a Random Mental Illness.
0636. The nearest dog kills the nearest cat and drags it before the caster.
0637. The nearest cat kills the nearest rat and drags it before the caster.
0638. The nearest mountain becomes flat plains within 1d10 minutes.
0639. A mountain forms instantly underneath the caster, making them 1 mile higher.
0640. The hair of the nearest bugbear becomes implanted on the chest of the caster.
0641. The ear-hair of the caster grows 1d10 feet long, and obeys the thoughts of the caster.
0642. The nasal hair of the caster grows 1d10 feet long, and obeys the thoughts of the caster.
0643. The anal hair of the caster grows 1d10 feet long, and obeys the thoughts of the caster.
0644. The pubic hair of the caster grows 1d10 feet long, and obeys the thoughts of the caster.
0645. The underarm hair of the caster grows 1d10 feet long, and obeys the thoughts of the caster.
0646. The fingernails of the caster turn to silver.
0647. The fingernails of the caster turn to steel.
0648. The fingernails of the caster turn to obsidian.
0649. All children of the caster will hate their parents and attempt to kill them at age 2d10.
0650. The caster runs away in search of a cure for corruption.
0651. An unbroken chicken egg appears in the snatch of every adult female in 1d100 feet.
0652. A worm crawls out of the penis/vagina hole of the caster in search of a better home.
0653. All children of the caster will now have sexualities the opposite of their true nature.
0654. The nearest community acquires the custom of kissing each other before talking.
0655. Today, all parents within 1d1000 feet spank children who do as they are told.
0656. The next character known intimately or well by the caster dies who tells lies.
0657. The next character who lies knowingly to the caster will choke immediately to death.
0657. If asked, the caster will say that their home country is Twatria.
0658. The next couple that falls romantically in love will suffocate after announcing it.
0659. The next couple that falls romantically in love acquires 1d1000 s.p.
0660. The previous lover of the caster loses all their teeth immediately.
0661. The next male to ejaculate will launch their sperm 1d1000 feet, any obstruction takes 1d10 LP damage.
0662. In the nearest community, children rule and adults are slaves for 1d10 days. The youngest is king.
0663. The nearest community marches to war against a randomly determined community within 100 miles.
0664. Every character in the nearest community commits suicide.
0665. Every character in the nearest community has an orgy that lasts for 3 days.
0666. The nearest employer treats their employees like they actually value them for 1d100 days.
0667. The local ruler attempts for 1 day to transfer their authority to the lowest slave.
0668. The local government actually cares about its citizens for 1d10 hours and actively tries to help them.
0669. The nearest public speaker screams “I am full of shit!”
0670. The nearest master must attempt to rape their favorite apprentice, and the caster knows it.
0671. The target creature tries to perform self-anal-fisting for 1d10 hours and refuses to give up.
0672. The caster tries to perform self-anal-fisting for 1d10 hours and refuses to give up.
0673. The target creature must force brocolli into each ear or they become irate and scream until they can.
0674. The caster must force brocolli into each ear or they become irate and scream until they can.
0675. All tavern wenches within 1d10 miles seek out chambermaids today, hoping to have lesbian sex.
0676. All chambermaids within 1d10 miles seek out tavern wenches today, hoping to have lesbian sex.
0677. Every character within 1d10 miles acquires a Jar of Jacking-Off (see Chapter 13: Magical Items).
0678. The target creature acquires a Jar of Jacking-Off (see Chapter 13: Magical Items).
0679. The caster acquires a Jar of Jacking-Off (see Chapter 13: Magical Items).
0680. The target creature craves brocolli and must eat it every day or die the next day.
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