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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects<br />

0834. Caster and target forever believe that they are lovers.<br />

0835. Caster and target forever believe that they are homosexual lovers.<br />

0836. Caster and target forever believe that they are both homosexual.<br />

0837. Caster and target forever believe that they are homosexual and must “get it on” NOW!<br />

0838. Caster and target forever believe that devils and demons are Ethical Moral.<br />

0839. Caster and target forever believe that the earth is a rhombus.<br />

0840. Caster and target forever believe that they are bounty hunters.<br />

0841. Caster and target forever believe that they must run off together and make babies.<br />

0842. Caster and target forever believe that they are undead.<br />

0843. Caster and target forever believe that they are undead whores.<br />

0844. Caster and target forever believe that they are UI.<br />

0845. Caster and target forever believe that they are EM.<br />

0846. Caster and target forever believe that they are EN.<br />

0847. Caster and target forever believe that they are NN.<br />

0849. Caster and target forever believe that they are NI.<br />

0850. Caster and target forever believe that they are UM.<br />

0851. Caster and target forever believe that they are UN.<br />

0852. Caster and target forever believe that they are EI.<br />

0853. Caster and target forever believe that they are NI.<br />

0854. Caster and target forever vow to kill ANYthing that looks at them the wrong way.<br />

0855. Caster and target forever believe that they will marry each other next week.<br />

0856. Caster and target forever believe that they will secretly attempt to kill the rest of the party.<br />

0857. Caster and target believe they’re being pursued by a giant rabid chipmunk with huge nipples.<br />

0858. Caster and target forever believe that life sucks and must pass Drive at TH 10 or kill themselves.<br />

0859. Caster and target forever believe dogs are the top of the food chain, superior in every way.<br />

0860. Caster and target forever believe that rape is wrong.<br />

0861. Caster and target forever believe that rape is fun and should be exercised daily.<br />

0862. Caster and target forever believe that violence with weapons is wrong.<br />

0863. Caster and target forever believe that the stork brings babies to married couples.<br />

0864. Caster and target forever believe that bathing in their own urine is good for the complexion.<br />

0865. Caster and target forever believe that turds are an excellent source of nutrition.<br />

0866. Caster and target forever believe that farting in public is what the ladies love.<br />

0867. Caster and target forever believe that the taste of the “brown-eye” (the ass) is like ale.<br />

0868. Caster and target forever believe that sex with living beings is gross—with dead ones is OK.<br />

0869. Caster and target forever believe that talking things out is overrated. Attack first!<br />

0870. Caster and target believe that dissonance and randomness are the only way of life. Become Unethical.<br />

0871. Caster and target forever believe that order and necessity are the only way of life. Become Ethical.<br />

0872. Caster and target forever believe that helping all is the only way of life. Become Moral.<br />

0873. Caster and target forever believe that doing harm to all is the only way of life. Become Immoral.<br />

0874. Caster and target forever believe that there is no such thing as bias. Become ethically neutral.<br />

0875. Caster and target forever believe that there is no such thing as bias. Become morally neutral.<br />

0876. Caster and target forever believe that their purpose in life is to reign in blood.<br />

0877. Every time a spell is cast, the caster twitches violently.<br />

0878. Every time a spell is cast, the caster screams rape.<br />

0879. Every time a spell is cast, the caster screams bloody murder.<br />

0880. Every time a spell is cast, the caster does a back flip (w/a Dexterity check at TH 18).<br />

0881. Every time a spell is cast, the caster falls down.<br />

0882. Every time a spell is cast, the caster farts at 125 decibels.<br />

0883. Every time a spell is cast, the caster burps at 125 decibels.<br />

0884. Every time a spell is cast, the caster bleeds from their ass.<br />

0885. Every time a spell is cast, the caster punches themselves in the cock n’ balls/gash for 2 LP of damage.<br />

880

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