fatal

49. Muffling, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is immune to 1d100% of
all sonic damage.
50. Needfire, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is capable of starting a
purificatory fire upon touch at will, once per
day. Regardless of their disposition, the
wearer is compelled to seek the most immoral
character each day and touch them.
The fire will cause 1 LP of damage for each
of the following result: (100 - Morality
Points). The armor may be removed at will.
51. Nimmers, of: Whosoever
dons this armor gains a bonus of 1d100 with
each of the following skills while wearing
the armor: Disguise, Hide, Pick Pocket,
Search, Silence, Sound, and Sprint. 1 roll is
applied to the numerous skills.
52. Obfuscation, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will experience a loss
of 95% of their Common Sense sub-ability.
The judgment of the wearer will be obscured
and diminished. Each time the wearer attempts
an action, it will only be reasonable
if they roll 95 or better on 1d100; otherwise,
the wearer may seem to be a stupid,
raving jackass. The armor cannot be removed,
except by a character with a Common
Sense sub-ability score of 150 or higher.
717
53. Ossuaries, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is able to call upon bones
from ossuaries within 1d1000 miles. The
bones of 1d100 dead will appear within
1d100 feet of the wearer. The bones will be
assembled into 1 gigantic, ossified golem, and
it will obey the wearer for 1d100 rounds
before the bones return to their natural resting
places. The ossified golem is 1 foot tall
for each of the dead it contains. It has 1d10
IP for each of the dead it contains. The
ossified golem attacks once per round and
inflicts 1d10 LP of damage per dead it contains.
The CA of the ossified golem is 1 for
each of the dead it contains. The ossified
golem has an Intelligence of 25 and particularly
despises kobolds and all creatures without
spines. The ossified golem cannot be
harmed unless it is attacked with a magical
pounding weapon that has a magical attack
bonus that meets or exceeds the number of
dead within the ossified golem. Therefore,
it is immune to all other magic as well. For
each dead, there is a 1% chance that it is
uncontrollable by the wearer and will attack
anything determined by the Aedile. An ossified
golem can sprint 3 feet per round for
each dead it contains. It never gets a boner.
Chapter 13: Magical Items