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Chapter 13: Magical Items
78. Seeding, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will produce seeds while
wearing this armor or even in physical contact
with it. Whenever the wearer or toucher
defecates, 1d10 seeds are included in the
defecation. Roll 1d100 to determine what
grows: (01-10) baby boy, (11-20) baby
dragon, (21-30) baby girl, (31-40) grotesque
puppy, (41-50) identical twin of wearer, (51-
60) identical twin of wearer's father, (61-70)
identical twin of wearer's mother, (71-80)
mangy kitten, (81-90) tree, (91-100) weed.
If the seed is sentient, then it will grow to
the size of a chicken egg and hatch. If sentient,
whatever grows from the seed is (01-
33) loyal or (34-100) indifferent to the wearer.
The seed will mature within 1d100 days.
79. Selection, of: Whosoever
dons this armor may select 1 attack to avoid
this round. The attack must be proclaimed
by the player at the beginning of the round
and prior to initiative.
80. Silence, of: Whosoever
dons this armor receives a bonus of 3d10 to
Silence skill checks while wearing it. When
the armor is removed, the bonus is negated.
81. Similitude, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will cause any character who
attacks them to see themselves, instead of
the wearer, at the moment of attack. This
is a hallucination, and the attacker may disbelieve
it if they pass a Common Sense subability
check at TH 21. Otherwise, an attacker
who has no self-hatred will avoid the
wearer at all costs. However, if the attacker
has self-hatred, then the attacker will gain a
bonus of 1d10 to all attack skill checks
against the wearer.
82. Soldiers, of: This armor
only provides magical protection for a character
who is a soldier by occupation. In combat,
this armor grants its normal magical
benefits. In warfare, this armor increases
the CA of the wearer to 30. This increase
applies only while fighting an enemy, not another
character in the same military.
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83. Sorcery, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is capable of casting a sorcerous
spell. The wearer is somehow instantly
aware that they are capable of casting
a spell. Roll 1d100 to determine the discipline:
(01-20) air, (21-40) earth, (41-60)
ether, (61-80) fire, (81-100) water. Next, roll
1d10 to determine the level of the spell.
Finally, consult Appendix 2: Spell Lists and roll
to randomly determine the particular spell.
The wearer is able to cast this spell once per
day at will, without needing a chant, ingredients,
or a ritual. The spell always functions
at the (10 + 1d20) th level of ability.
84. Spiracles, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will acquire 1d100 spiracles
(breathing holes). Each spiracle is allocated
randomly to a part of the body, not the head,
and each 1 will decrease Bodily Attractiveness
by 1 sub-ability point. However, each
spiracle increases the flow of oxygen, so it
also decreases the odds of becoming exhausted
from sprinting by 1 TH. Finally, a
character asleep with spiracles will make
wheezing sounds, as each spiracle breathes
or snores a little. The spiracles are permanent
and this armor will only give them to
each wearer once.
85. Sprinting, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will magically gain 1d100
feet in their sprinting capability.
86. Strength, of: Whosoever
dons this armor experiences an increase of
(1d100)% of their Strength sub-ability while
wearing it. When the armor is removed, the
bonus is negated.
87. Succor, of: Whosoever dons
this armor will be compelled every 1d100
rounds to aid another character or creature
regardless of disposition. The wearer genuinely
enjoys helping others, and is apt to do
things such as help worthless, old bags across
the street, etc.