fatal

Chapter 13: Magical Items
98. Yearning, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is overcome with a madly
passion and craving for something. Roll
1d100 to determine the object of yearning:
(01-10) fragmentizing spines, (11-20) puncture-wound
massacres, (21-30) eating thighs
of infants, (31-40) decapitating all friends and
family including new friends, (41-50) selfmutilation
while in a public bath, (51-60)
carving their initials in their ass, (61-70) the
ass of their best friend's oldest neighbor
while soaked in olive oil, (71-80) serving a
plateful of steaming defecation to an official
who is publicly known to be impotent,
(81-90) singing obscene lyrics while a bard
is playing, (91-100) crawling and squealing
"I need it badly" in combat.
99. Youth, of: Whosoever dons
this armor is instantly 2d10 years in age again.
When the armor is removed, this property
is still in effect.
100. Zealotry, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will become fanatically loyal
to some being. Roll 1d100 to determine
who: (01-05) their mother, (06-10) their father,
(11-15) their best friend, (16-20) the
next ogre seen, (21-25) the next troll seen,
(26-30) the next harlot seen, (31-35) their
first piece of ass, (36-40) their last piece of
ass, (41-45) the best friend of their best
friend, (46-50) a grandparent, (51-55) the
next sentient being seen, (56-60) the next
gay elf seen, (61-65) their employer, (61-65)
their employee, (66-70) the next slutty slave
seen, (71-75) the next elderly character seen,
(76-80) the next serving wench seen, (81-
85) the next spellcaster seen, (86-90) the next
character smelled, (91-95) the next thief seen
who is caught for something, and (96-100)
the next character who hits on the wearer
but has a Charisma of 80 or less.
722
Armor, Helmets
A helmet is armor designed to protect the
head. The helmet must be worn for magical effects
to occur, unless stated otherwise. To randomly determine
a magical helmet, at least 3 rolls must be
made. First, roll 1d100 to determine the specific
type of helmet:
Roll Helmet
01-30ConicalHelm with
nasal
guard
31-60Ribbed 61-90Spangenhelm 91-94Corinthian 95-98Gladiatorial 99Great 100Extraordinary--bypassnexttable Next, roll 1d100 to determine the bonus or
penalty applied to the helmet:
Roll Result
0 1 The
helmet
has
a penalty
of
5d6
to
CA.
0 2 The
helmet
has
a penalty
of
4d6
to
CA.
0 3-04
The
helmet
has
a penalty
of
3d6
to
CA.
0 5-09
The
helmet
has
a penalty
of
2d6
to
CA.
1 0-20
The
helmet
has
a penalty
of
1d6
to
CA.
2 1-65
The
helmet
has
a bonus
of
1d6
to
CA.
6 6-85
The
helmet
has
a bonus
of
2d6
to
CA.
8 6-95
The
helmet
has
a bonus
of
3d6
to
CA.
9 6-99
The
helmet
has
a bonus
of
4d6
to
CA.
1 00
The
helmet
has
a bonus
of
5d6
to
CA.
A magical helmet may have both a prefix
and a suffix, such as a Shunning Spangenhelm of
Seeding. In this example, ‘shunning’ is the prefix,
and ‘seeding’ is the suffix. First, roll 1d100 and consult
the table below to determine the type(s).
Roll Result
01-45Prefix 46-90Suffix 91-100Prefix and
Suffix
To determine the prefix and/or suffix, consult
the appropriate table(s) listed under Armor,
Barding.