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Chapter 13: Magical Items
Household Items, Chalices
A chalice is a drinking cup with a handle
beneath it. It is a sacrament in religious rituals.
01-16 Chalice of Cannibalism:
Whosoever drinks from this chalice must
pass a Drive sub-ability check at TH 21 or
permanently become a cannibal. This chalice
only functions once per character. If
the chalice is destroyed, its effects do not
disappear. If a character, who is made a cannibal
by this chalice, eats or drinks from anything
other than someone of their own race
then they will violently puke and not feel
satisfied.
17-32 Chalice of Charging:
Whosoever drinks the blood of another
from this chalice will feel charged and experience
a temporary increase of 1d20 Life
Points for 1d100 rounds. This temporary
increase may exceed the maximum natural
LP of the character for this duration. This
chalice only functions once per character per
year.
33-48 Chalice of Charm: Whosoever
drinks from this chalice will be
charmed by whosoever filled the chalice. A
charmed character will feel great affection
toward them, and will attempt to help,
though will not act stupidly. It is impossible
to be charmed by yourself with this device.
49-64 Chalice of Cheer: Whosoever
drinks from this chalice will experience
a permanent increase of 1d100 points of
Sanguine temperament. This chalice only
functions once per character.
65-80 Chalice of Choking: Whosoever
drinks from this chalice must pass a
Health sub-ability check at TH 21 or choke
to death.
81-100 Chalice of Chuntering:
Whosoever drinks from this chalice must
pass a Common Sense sub-ability check at
TH 17 or talk in a low and inarticulate voice
for 1d10 hours. During this time, the character
will be muttering complaints, otherwise
known as chuntering.
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Household Items, Chess Sets
Chess is a game of ancient origin for 2 played
on a chessboard on which each player moves his
chessmen according to fixed types of movements
for each across the board in such as way as to checkmate
the foe’s king.
01-50 Chess Set of Chastity: If
a female plays a game of chess on this board
and wins against a foe who broke her hymen,
then her hymen will be restored and
she will seem to be re-flowered.
51-100 Chess Set of Kings: The
pieces of this chess set resist all players who
attempt to move them, unless the player is a
king by birth.
Household Items, Chests
A chest is a container for storage. Usually, it
is a box with a hinged lid, especially for the safekeeping
of valuables or the storing of tools or belongings.
01-50 Bottomless Chest: This
chest has an infinite space inside. Anything
placed within will be lost forever to anyone
who does not know the command phrase
of “Spank the Silly Strumpet Sideways for
17 Seconds.” The dimensions of this chest
are always 3’ x 4’ x 5’. Nothing can be placed
within it that exceeds these dimensions. The
chest weighs 1 pound but appears to be made
of solid wood. The chest may be locked
and unlocked by speaking the command
phrase of “If you don’t cut open the stomach,
the corpse will rise and float.”
51-100 Chest of Chests: Whosoever
opens this chest will experience a
growth of their own chest by 1 Cup Size.
This growth is permanent, but may only
happen once per chest per character.