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Apparel, Gloves
Gloves are fashioned of leather or cloth. A
glove is fitted to a hand and may protect it from
harm or cold. Both gloves must be worn for magical
effects to occur, unless otherwise stated.
Apparel, Robes
A robe is a long, loose, outer garment cut in
flowing lines and used for ordinary wear by both
men and women. The robe must be worn for magical
effects to occur, unless otherwise stated.
Chapter 13: Magical Items
01-20 Cursed Gloves of Self-
Strangulation: Whosoever wears these
gloves must pass a Common Sense sub-ability
check at TH 17 or attempt to strangle
themselves into unconsciousness for 3d10
rounds. Upon awakening, another Common
Sense check must be made to refrain from
self-strangulation. Once worn, the wearer
will resist all attempts to remove the gloves.
21-40 Gloves of Hand-Eye Coordination:
Whosoever wears these gloves
notices that they conform closely to the
wearer’s hands and magically bestow an increase
of 1d100 Hand-Eye Coordination.
By degree, each pair of Gloves of Hand-
Eye Coordination differ.
41-60 Gloves of Odium: Whosoever
wears these gloves will experience an
increase of 1d100 points in their choleric
temperament. This may cause a change in
temperament. Typically, this increase results
in hostility toward others.
61-80 Gloves of Spanking: Whosoever
wears these gloves will be compelled
to spank the buttocks of a member of the
opposite sex who has a Bodily Attractiveness
of at least 130. To resist the urge to
spank, the wearer must pass a Drive subability
check at TH 21. Otherwise, the wearer
will not be satisfied until they have spanked
1d10 times with (1d100)% of their possible
force.
81-100 Gloves of Strangulation:
Whosoever wears these gloves must pass a
Common Sense sub-ability check at TH 17
or attempt to strangle the first creature seen
with a neck. Once worn, the wearer will
resist all attempts to remove the gloves.
01-09 Poison Robe of the Hidden
Flame: This robe is dark-golden in
color, and while the wearer will not detect
anything until fully worn, this robe will both
poison the victim (Health TH of 18 or die)
and burn their marrow with an invisible fire
(1d8 LP damage per round worn).
10-18 Robe of Chaos: Whosoever
wears this robe experiences an increase
of 1d1000 Magic Points in, and only in, chaos
magic. This robe has no effect on a character
who is incapable of casting magic. By
degree, each Robe of Chaos differs.
19-27 Robe of Mysterious Erections:
Whosoever wears this robe will experience
an erection that lasts as long as the
robe is worn. If the wearer is male, then
the manhood of the wearer will become
erect and protrude forth with might; the
erection of the male will be obvious to any
character who sees the wearer regardless of
the size of the manhood. If the wearer is
female, then the nipples of the wearer will
become erect and be clearly visible through
the robe; the erect nipples will be obvious
to any character who sees the wearer regardless
of the size of the nipple. What is mysterious
about these erections, aside from the
fact that they occur while the robe is worn,
is that the wearer is completely unaware of
being erect.
28-36 Robe of Reading: Whosoever
wears this robe will be able to read any
language. The wearer will not be able to
speak or write in the observed language.
However, whatever is written will be read
and understood by the wearer.
37-45 Robe of Realization:
Whosoever wears this robe will be able to
realize the actions of a character 1 round
before they occur.
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