fatal

67. Poison, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will be able to poison 1 victim
per day. The weapon has magical
poison, and upon the first successful
attack of the day, the weapon
poisons its victim. The victim must
pass a Health check at TH 22. If
failed, the victim feels cold the next
round, and the following round they
fall to the ground unable to move.
Usually, they whisper, “Help me,
please,” but no one listens, or they
laugh. The next round, the victim
dies.
68. Priests, of: Only a priest may wield
this weapon. Whenever a priest
wields this weapon, it will only attack
enemies of their religion. However,
those enemies recieve an additional
100% damage each and every
time. The PP of the priest raises to
100 while in possession of this
weapon.
69. Quaking, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will cause the ground to
quake within 1d100 feet. Any creature
around the wielder must pass a
Balance skill check (see Chap. 8:
Skills) at TH 20 or fall to the ground
for 1 round. This property functions
3 times per day upon the command
word of ‘Tectonicusfallus.’
70. Quivering, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon causes those struck to
quiver as though sexually aroused. If
the victim fails a Common Sense
check at TH 14, then they will ask
for another one and allow it to happen.
Sexual gratification will be experienced
regardless of the damage
felt.
71. Ravishing, of: Whosoever possesses
this weapon will be compelled
to ravish members of the opposite
sex. More specifically, the possessor
will attempt to repeatedly force this
weapon into a random orifice of any
character with a Bodily Attractiveness
exceeding 100 and who fails to
correctly answer the following questions.
All questions must be asked:
1. What is my favorite color
2. What number am I thinking from
1 to 10
3. If my weapon liked you, would
you like it back
The victim must answer
each question. If 1 of the questions
is answered incorrectly, then the
possessor will gain 1d20 LP until the
weapon ejaculates within this victim.
If 2 of the questions are answered
incorrectly, then the possessor gains
2d20 LP until the weapon ejaculates
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