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0681. The caster craves broccoli and must eat it every day or die the next day.
0682. The nipples of the target creature become inverted.
0683. The nipples of the caster become inverted.
0684. 1 body part of the target creature doubles its BPP, but this does not affect LP.
0685. 1 body part of the caster doubles its BPP, but this does not affect LP.
0686. The target creature becomes a freak of nature. Roll on the table in Chapter 2: Body.
0687. The caster becomes a freak of nature. Roll on the table in Chapter 2: Body.
0688. The target creature acquires a random hair color for their race.
0689. The caster acquires a random hair color for their race.
0690. The caster must kneel with hands outstretched above and ask to be the slave of the target creature.
0691. The target creature must kneel with hands outstretched above and ask to be the slave of the caster.
0692. The caster must radically change their hairstyle daily, and have a different hairstyle each day of the week.
0693. The target creature gives up their current occupation so they can dedicate their life to making cheese.
0694. The caster gives up their current occupation so they can dedicate their life to making cheese.
0695. All creatures within 2d100 feet randomly swap a body part with each other.
0696. The caster swaps a random body part with a random body part of the target creature.
0697. The caster swaps a random body part with a random body part of the nearest creature.
0698. The caster swaps a random body part with the corresponding body part of the target creature.
0699. The caster swaps a random body part with the corresponding body part of the nearest creature.
0700. Caster now has a concave chest, - (2d10)% Strength, and - 2d10 Bodily Attractiveness.
0701. Target creature now has a concave chest, - (2d10)% Strength, and - 2d10 Bodily Attractiveness.
0702. An illusory disembodied 3d10’ long schlong appears and tries to fuck whoever has the least LP in 500’.
0703. Every time the caster farts, their gashole emits a mating-call for a random species.
0704. Male or female, the caster grows 2d10” beef curtains (inner pussy lips). This curtainry disgusts others.
0705. The caster becomes a ‘vagitearian,’ and is compelled to tear vaginas or die trying.
0706. The caster changes their diet and becomes a vagitarian, preferring cunnilingus daily.
0707. The caster becomes a “Vagicidal Maniac,” and attempts daily to force a vagina to kill itself.
0708. The nearest female believes her name is Cuntrina and demands to be called by her name.
0709. The nearest cuntress must jack-off 1d20 pubescent ogres before she can fall asleep again.
0710. While moaning, the nearest cuntress attempts to shove as many dice into her mouth-cunt as she can fit.
0711. The nearest cuntress begins reciting moral adages and masturbating in public.
0712. The nearest cuntress performs a strip-tease for the nearest character.
0713. The caster feels burning sexual desire for a mouth-cunt.
0714. The nearest male feels burning sexual desire to enter a mouth-cunt.
0715. The nearest female slave feels burning sexual desire in her mouth-cunt.
0716. The nearest female feels burning sexual desire in her mouth-cunt.
0717. The nearest whore feels burning sexual desire in her mouth-cunt.
0718. The nearest chambermaid feels burning sexual desire in her mouth-cunt.
0719. The nearest female fetus becomes pregnant during childbirth. Its child will be an anakim.
0720. Reroll for 1d4 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0721. Reroll for 1d6 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0722. Reroll for 1d8 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0723. Reroll for 1d10 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0724. Reroll for 1d12 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0725. Reroll for 1d20 random magical effects to occur at the same time.
0726. Caster is able to perfectly recite any message up to 200 words only by reading or hearing once.
0727. Caster gains ability to dance with the dead in their dreams at will.
0728. Caster gains ability to read minds once per day.
0729. Caster gains ability to speak 1,000 words per minute.
0730. Caster gains ability to write 3 times normal rate.
0731. Caster gains ability to play a random instrument.
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