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Chapter 13: Magical Items
Household Items, Tables
A table is usually made of wood. It is a flat
slab supported by 4 or more legs, or 2 trestles. The
slab is usually rectangular, though it may be square,
circular, or another shape.
01-50 Table of the Gourmet
Feast: Each time an empty plate or bowl is
placed on this table, it becomes full of gourmet
food. Though the food tastes excellent
to anyone, little do they know it is made from
humanoid body parts. There is a 1% chance
per meal eaten by a character that the meal
causes muscular dystrophy (see Chap. 2: Body).
51-100 Table of Force-feeding:
Upon siting down for a meal at this table,
the table stands up on its legs and uses it’s
other 2 legs for arms in an attempt to overbear
this unfortunate sap. If sucessful, the
table will then begin to force-feed its victim
into gluttonous obilvion (death). Consult
the Wrestling skill in Chapter 8: Skills. The
table has a Strength of 160 and an Agility
of 100. Its weight is exactly 200 lbs.
Household Items, Urns
An urn is a vessel of various forms for preserving
the ashes of the dead.
01-50 Urn of Undeath:
Whomever’s ashes are placed within this urn
shall rise from the urn into an undead version
of their former self. The character risen
from this urn will obey any and all commands
from the urn’s possessor. The risen
character will have 80% of all original subabilities,
LP, etc. Height and weight are also
included.
51-100 Urn of Unity: Whosoever
murders another with their bare hands and
places the ashes in this urn, will permanently
acquire the LP, and any special abilities of
the deceased creature within the urn. This
urn will only unite 3d6 creatures.
Household Items, Wells
A well is pit or hole sunk into the earth to
such a depth as to reach a supply of water.
01-16 Well of War: Whosoever
drinks from this well will cause the next 2
nations named from their mouth to go to
war, even if it takes them a year to say it. If
the same nation is named twice, then a civil
war will occur. This well functions once per
year.
17-32 Well of Weakness: Whosoever
drinks from this well suffers a permanent
loss of 1d20 points of Strength. This
well functions only once per character.
33-48 Well of Whoredom: Whosoever
drinks from this well will instantly
change their occupation to whore. If the
drinker is male, then they will work nearly
non-stop to be able to purchase female slaves
and attempt to become a brotheler. If the
drinker is already a whore or a brotheler, then
the well increases their AP enough for them
to barely increase an occupational level. This
well functions once per character.
49-64 Well of Wickedness: Whosoever
drinks from this well experiences a
permanent loss of 1d100 Moral Points. This
well only functions once per character.
65-80 Well of Wisdom: Whosoever
drinks from this well experiences a permanent
increase of 1d20 points of all Wisdom
sub-abilities. This well functions once
per character.
81-100 Well of the Wistless: Whosoever
drinks from this well will cause a random
magical effect to occur as if they were
the caster and their nearest family member
were the target (see App. 3: Random Magical
Effects). This well functions once per character
per day. Around the rim of the well,
the following is engraved: “HEED THESE
WORDS: LEAVE THIS WELL.” This inscription
is written in the dominant language
of the land in which the well exists.
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