fatal

Troll Stats: Height = 8’, Weight = 400 lbs.,
Age = , Sexuality = Hetero, Eyes = Black, Hair
Color = Black, Hair Thickness = Thick, Hair Length
= 3 inches, Hair Type = stringy, Most Attractive
Feature = chest, Most Repulsive Feature = feet, Skin
Color = Green, Physical Fitness = 100, Strength =
215, Bodily Attractiveness = 50, Health = 100, Facial
= 60, Vocal = 150, Kinetic = 80, Rhetorical =
105, Hand-Eye = 80, Agility = 100, Reaction Speed
= 100, Enunciation = 10, Language = 155, Math =
110, Analytic = 95, Spatial = 120, Drive = 150, Intuition
= 50, Common Sense = 40, Reflection = 40,
LP = 146, PP = 01, Disposition = UI, Temperament
= CP, Languages = Kobold, Equipment =
None.
Sanuuicula Stats: Height = 5’4”, Weight =
100 lbs., Age = 19, Sexuality = Hetero, Eyes = Green,
Hair Color = Brunette, Hair Thickness = Thick, Hair
Length = middle of the back, Hair Type = wavy,
Most Attractive Feature = chest, Most Repulsive
Feature = feet, level 1 laundress, Skin Color = pale,
Physical Fitness = 111, Strength = 82, Bodily Attractiveness
= 154, Health = 132, Facial = 178, Vocal
= 148, Kinetic = 141, Rhetorical = 93, Hand-
Eye = 94, Agility = 83, Reaction Speed = 101, Enunciation
= 91, Language = 105, Math = 73, Analytic
= 98, Spatial = 59, Drive = 104, Intuition = 139,
Common Sense = 123, Reflection = 128, LP = 17,
PP = 87, Disposition = NM, Temperament = SP,
Languages = Sapian, Equipment = torn dress.
Conclusion
The adventurers happen upon a keep in the
middle of the forest.
Ahead in the forest you see a large clearing.
The clearing appears to be nearly a quarter-mile
across. In the middle of the clearing is a keep. No
road is seen that approaches the keep. Periodically,
the carcass of an animal litters the clearing. The
keep seems to be square in shape and is roughly one
hundred feet per side. No entrance is visible from
here. Smoke rises from the center of the keep and
the abhorred smell of what can only be burning
tissue assaults your nostrils.
This keep has no entrance; it merely consists
of 4 stone walls, each 100 feet long and 15 feet
high. In the center of the keep is a small, stone
building, which is the home of Seman. Seman’s
home may be accessed by a thick, wooden door.
The surrounding courtyard is littered with the bodies
of the inhabitants of several hamlets.
Seman has a magical weapon, a Dagger of
Soul-Stealing + 63. This dagger currently has 521
souls. Seman knows that if the dagger collects 1,000
souls, he may be granted godhood. Therefore, he
has paid to have this keep constructed around his
home, and he casts Mass Teleportation to abduct
humanoids who will serve as fresh souls. Once their
souls are swallowed by the Dagger of Soul-Stealing,
their bodies litter the courtyard. Hence, he seems
to be continually lighting bonfires and burning bodies.
Presently, Seman is vomiting due to severe
intoxication. For the last hour or so, he has been
repeating the lyrics of his favorite song:
Cause and effect, carve and dissect
By trial and error I experiment
I chop up the bodies and then I reject
Those who are an impediment
To MYYYY REEEE-SEARCH
The secret of a golem I want
For I shall make a horde
The secret’s discovered, it cannot be bought
And I will never be bored
With MYYYY REEEE-SEARCH
Stop shaking and crying and lie still for now
Or you will perish much faster
I am not evil, I’m good and here’s how
Just listen to my laughter
You’re MYYYY REEEE-SEARRRRCH
Seman will continue to repeat these lyrics
when the adventurers enter the courtyard and his
home. On the other hand, if the Aedile desires to
extend the plot of this adventure over several gaming
sessions, then Seman may be absent from the
keep while he gathers ingredients.
If Seman is encountered, his foremost concern
will be to slay whoever happens upon, and especially
into, his keep and collect their souls. Seman’s
strategy will be to cast Mass Bidding on the adven-
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