fatal

86. Sweltering, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon will notice sweltering
waves of heat emanating for 1 foot
from the weapon. By appearance,
the weapon will seem to look normal,
but in reality it will become
hotter with each successful attack on
the same victim. The first successful
attack, it causes an additional 1d4
sweltering heat damage. Each successful
attack thereafter increases the
type of die used to determine damage:
d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, d30, d100,
and at maximum d1000. This property
functions once per day at the
wielder’s will.
87. Terror, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon causes any foe who is
successfully struck to become incapacitated
by terror. The victim must
pass a Common Sense sub-ability
check at TH 17 or fall to the ground
shaking, crying, and unable to react
until they have urinated upon themselves
3 times. This property is
useable only once per new moon.
88. Thieves, of: Only thieves may use
this weapon. Whenever a thief possesses
this weapon, no one suspects
the possessor of wrongdoing unless
a potentially suspicious character
passes an Intelligence ability check
at TH 21. All skill checks for skills
under the thief ’s occupation gain a
bonus of + 2 while in possession of
this weapon. In addition, a bonus
of 1d20 is applied toward their
Hand-eye Coordination and Agility
sub-abilities. The 1d20 is rolled once
and will be forever consistent with
that thief.
89. Thunder, of: Whosoever wields this
weapon will cause thunder to roll
upon each successful attack. The
thunder will be heard for 1d1000
feet. This property functions only
once per day. The sound emanates
from the point of impact. When a
victim is struck, then the victim must
pass a Drive check at TH 17 or become
overcome with fear and run
away. Each time this property is
used, the wielder has a cumulative
1% chance of going totally deaf.
90. Torturon, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon will become obsessed
with plucking the eyes from their
victim and stuffing the eyes up the
nose of the victim. Sometimes, the
possessor of this weapon likes to
sunbathe naked atop of cottages.
Whosoever possesses this weapon
has a 13% chance per day that they
will change their occupation and
become an assassin. All minimum
ability requirements will be granted
by this weapon, if necessary, so that
the possessor can become an assassin.
91. Unloading, of: Whosoever wields
this weapon will be amazed at the
fact that they ejaculate or orgasm
each time a foe is successfully attacked.
The weapon causes the
wielder to unload excessive sexual
fluids. This is healthy and feels great,
the first 1d4 times. Thereafter, the
wielder suffers 1d4 LP of damage
due to crotch pain. If an 8-hour
resting period is uninterrupted, then
the sexual fluids are replaced and any
accrued pain is no longer felt.
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