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Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects
0529. All (1d10 - 1) clouds in the sky seek the caster and will center on them for 1d10 hours.
0530. The caster believes that the sun is angry, approaching, and will burn everything by sunset.
0531. The caster believes they are an avatar and can breathe underwater.
0532. The caster believes that they were born in a dead tree trunk, and that they have bark for protection.
0533. The caster believes that others are deluded; dirt is actually silver and saleable.
0534. The target creature believes that every pebble seen is an emerald.
0535. The caster believes that every pebble seen is an emerald.
0536. The next character in 1d10 miles who gets married will commit suicide immediately after the ceremony.
0537. The caster is compelled to enslave and sell the next character seen.
0538. The caster is compelled to enslave the next character seen.
0539. The caster is compelled to boil the next character seen in a cauldron.
0540. The caster is compelled to drown the next character seen.
0541. The target creature is compelled to slap every character met who is a serf for 1d10 days.
0542. The caster is compelled to slap every character met who is a serf for 1d10 days.
0543. The ideal mate of the target creature appears before them, naked, willing, and treacherous.
0544. The ideal mate of the caster appears before them, naked, willing, and treacherous.
0545. The nearest king seeks the target creature so that they may be thanked, praised, dismembered, and eaten.
0546. The nearest king seeks the caster so that they may be thanked, praised, dismembered, and eaten.
0547. Every assassin within 1d100 miles knows the target creature and wants them dead.
0548. Every assassin within 1d100 miles knows the caster and wants them dead.
0549. A local holiday is founded to commemorate the target creature for their presence.
0550. A local holiday is founded to commemorate the caster for their presence.
0551. All whores within 1d100 miles announce that they are virgins and worth twice as much.
0552. All doctors within 1d100 miles announce that they are merely educated and wealthy charlatans.
0553. All barristers within 1d100 miles travel to the nearest shrine to pray to become better characters.
0554. The characters of the lowest and highest social classes in the nearest kingdom swap social classes.
0555. The caster yells, “I am the king of all KINGS!”
0556. The caster collects semen from slaves.
0557. The caster collects pene (penises) of peasants.
0558. The caster collects noses of nobles.
0559. The caster collects livers of ladies.
0560. The caster collects brains of barons.
0561. The caster collects dicks of dukes.
0562. The caster collects kidneys of kings.
0563. The caster collects body parts of all kinds.
0564. The caster collects lungs.
0565. The caster collects spleens.
0566. The target creature must clap their hands before each sentence spoken.
0567. The caster must clap their hands before each sentence spoken.
0568. The caster acquires an anal fetish for anakim.
0569. The caster acquires an anal fetish for bugbears.
0570. The caster acquires an anal fetish for dwarves.
0571. The caster acquires an anal fetish for elves.
0572. The caster acquires an anal fetish for humans.
0573. The caster acquires an anal fetish for kobolds.
0574. The caster acquires an anal fetish for ogres.
0575. The caster acquires an anal fetish for trolls.
0576. The target creature will forever refuse to trim their fingernails and toenails.
0577. The caster will forever refuse to trim their fingernails and toenails.
0578. The target creature will forever drink their beverage first, and then eat their meal.
0579. The caster will forever drink their beverage first, and then eat their meal.
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