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Chapter 13: Magical Items
35. Intussusception, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will wholly absorb
it, so that it is a permanent part of them.
The absorbed armor looks like their normal
skin, yet offers the protection of the armor.
However, the character will also absorb the
weight of the armor. This armor weighs
twice its non-magical equivalent. Whosoever
dons this armor also loses 1d10 points
in each of the 4 temperaments.
36. Jugulating, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will be compelled every
1d100 hours to jugulate themselves, meaning
cut their own throat. This suicidal attempt
will be made until successful or the
armor is removed.
37. Kings, of: Whosoever dons
this armor is 95% likely to have all others
within sight believe they are their rightful
king. If this roll is failed, then all characters
in sight will attempt to thrash the wearer with
malicious intent until their nose bleeds profusely.
38. Liquidity, of: Whosoever
dons this armor becomes liquid whenever
struck by a weapon. The character will remain
liquid for 1d100 rounds. Thereafter,
the liquified character will instantly regain
their solidity. If the liquid is separated, the
character will be dismembered when they
regain solidity. Roll 1d100 to determine the
type of liquid: (01-07) ale, (08-14) beer, (15-
21) bile, (22-28) blood, (29-35) ichor, (36-
42) ink, (43-49) mead, (50-56) milk, (57-63)
oil, (64-70) saliva, (71-77) semen, (78-85)
urine, (86-92) water, or (93-100) wine.
39. Life, of: Whosoever dons
this armor experiences an increase of
(1d100)% of Life Points while wearing it.
40. Luck, of: Whosoever dons
this armor gains a bonus of 1d10 to be applied
to each die roll while wearing it.
41. Magic, of: Whosoever dons
this armor experiences an increase of
(1d100)% of Magic Points while wearing it.
42. Malmignatte, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is immune to natural
poisons. The armor is black and it has 13
red spots.
43. Man-Gods, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is unable to be harmed by
all gods. However, mortals may harm the
wearer as usual.
44. Mercenaries, of: This armor
only provides magical protection for a
character who is a mercenary by occupation.
In addition to other magical properties, this
armor provides a bonus to CA equal to half
the daily salary of this mercenary when considered
in silver pieces.
45. Micturition, of: Whosoever
dons this armor is compelled to micturate
(to urinate) 1d100 fluid ounces each 1d100
rounds. This magical micturition cannot be
replenished, even by excessively drinking
water. The weight lost from magical micturition
is permanent and will eventually cause
the wearer to die when 20% of their body
weight has been lost. The armor may be
removed at any time.
46. Militiamen, of: This armor
only provides magical protection for a character
who is a militiaman by occupation. In
addition to other magical properties, this
armor increases the CA of the wearer to 30
when in combat with a character or creature
who is, or is reasonably likely to be, a
criminal. Therefore, no such increase occurs
underground or in what may be even
loosely construed as civilization.
47. Mental Illness, of: Whosoever
dons this armor must pass a Common
Sense sub-ability check at TH 21 or randomly
acquire a mental illness (see Chap. 5: Mind).
When the armor is removed, the illness remains.
48. Morality, of: Whosoever
dons this armor will behave morally and their
disposition will change accordingly until the
armor is removed.
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