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Household Items, Brooms
A broom is a bundle of firm, stiff plant
shoots or twigs bound tightly together usually on a
long handle and used for sweeping and brushing.
Household Items, Candles
A candle is a long, slender, cylindrical mass
of wax containing a wick of loosely twisted threads.
When burned, a candle yields light.
Chapter 13: Magical Items
01-20 Animated Broomstick:
This broomstick will sweep any dirt on a
floor into the northernmost corner. This
broomstick functions autonomously. The
broomstick only functions in 1 room that is
designated upon creation of the magical
broomstick.
21-40 Broomstick of Barbie: Although
this appears to be a non-magical
broomstick when examined, it assists orgasm
when inserted repeatedly into a vagina. The
woman will orgasm intensely within 1d6
minutes.
41-60 Broomstick of the Busy:
Whosoever begins to use this broomstick
will be unable to stop sweeping floors unless
they pass a Drive sub-ability check at
TH 17. A check may be made hourly. Once
a floor has been swept clean, a nearby dirty
floor will be sought and swept. If no nearby
dirty floor exists, then the same floor will
be swept repeatedly.
61-80 Broomstick of Chambermaids:
This broomstick only functions
magically in the hands of a character who is
a chambermaid by occupation. Whenever a
chambermaid begins to use this broomstick,
it will clean the entire floor to perfection
for her merely by her touching it to the dirty
floor. Next, she must touch the location
with the broomstick where she wants the
dirt to be deposited. Otherwise, her mind
will become dirty, and she will attempt to
seduce the owner of the floor.
81-100 Broomstick of Flight:
When held between the legs of a character,
this broom will support 1d1000 pounds in
weight. The broom must be held firmly, but
it will move according to the thought of the
holder. The broomstick can only fly twice
as fast as the character can run when unencumbered.
01-16 Candle of Cache: Whosoever
lights this candle will be able to see
normally by its light. However, no other
character in the vicinity will see the candle
or its light.
17-32 Candle of Carnivorism:
Whosoever has light cast upon them from
this candle must pass a Drive sub-ability
check at TH 20 or they need to consume
and digest insects in order to receive nourishment
for the rest of their life.
33-48 Candle of Casting: Whosoever
has light cast upon them from this
candle must pass a Drive sub-ability check
at TH 20 or begin casting spells, if able.
Once affected, a character will continue to
cast spells as long as this candle burns.
49-64 Candle of Combat: Whosoever
sees another due to the light of this
candle will be compelled to combat them if
a Drive sub-ability check is failed at TH 20.
If failed, the character will attempt combat
until the candle expires or is extinguished.
65-80 Candle of Copulation:
Whosoever sees another due to the light of
this candle will be compelled to copulate with
them if a Drive sub-ability check is failed at
TH 20. If failed, the character will attempt
copulation until the candle expires or is extinguished.
81-100 Candle of Corruption:
Whosoever has light cast upon them from
this candle permanently loses 1d20 points
of morality regarding their disposition.
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